A hostage and an ostrich
are not the same unless you are
held against your will
with your head in the sand
a shorthand stroke abbreviation
is an ampersand
peeing on a jellyfish sting
will make the swelling go down
so I guess don’t pee on an erection
unless you have no use for it
and a spoonful of sugar
makes the medicine go down
but it takes some other chemistry
to make a woman want to do it
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Calhoun, that has to be your weirdest poem EVER, and that's sayin' somethin'. Still, editrices, thanks for publishing it! -- Harry
ReplyDeleteWe like to do weird. Plus, we have a thing for ostriches. You're welcome.
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